Pump Kin Jokes

What do inbreds do on Halloween?

Pump Kin

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What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

What do hillbillies do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin

What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

Whats a rednecks favorite thing to do on Halloween?

Pump Kin

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What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

How does Jesus like his hotwings?

Tinder and Mild.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What type of music do astronauts love?

Neptunes!

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

What is an Arkansas virgin?

A girl who can run faster than her brothers.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink?

Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young.

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin