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Pump Kin Jokes

What do inbreds do on Halloween?

Pump Kin

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

What do hillbillies do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin

What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

Whats a rednecks favorite thing to do on Halloween?

Pump Kin

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Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can you RAN in a campsite, but never RUN in a campsite?

Because it's always past-tents.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Hillbilly Jokes More Hillbilly Jokes

What do hillbillies do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

What do you call a sleepy Tumblr user?

Napkin.

How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do you cut down a hipster tree?

A suuh dude!

What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

Identify Jokes More Identify Jokes

What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who's there! Alda! Alda who?

Alda time you knew who it was!

How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...