Pump Kin Jokes

What do inbreds do on Halloween?

Pump Kin

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How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?

Pump Kin

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

What do hillbillies do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin

What is a rednecks favorite pie during the holidays?

Pump-Kin

What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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Whats a rednecks favorite thing to do on Halloween?

Pump Kin

What's a redneck's favourite vegetable?

Pump-kin.

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Why do tumblr users make for poor gunmen?

They are afraid of triggers.

Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many transgender people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is out.

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

Hillbilly Jokes More Hillbilly Jokes

What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin

What do hillbillies do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

O Jokes More O Jokes

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

What did the O say to the 8?

Nice belt.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

What is a black mans favorite Halloween costume?

Robbin Hood

Red Neck Jokes More Red Neck Jokes

Why does the KKK hate bowling?

Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.

How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

He moved down-under!!