Pump Kin Jokes

What do hillbillies do on Halloween?

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What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

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What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

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What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

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Whats a rednecks favorite thing to do on Halloween?

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Why is it called Finding Nemo?

Been wondering for years

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who's there! Becker! Becker who?

Becker the devil you know!

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a ghost that loves soccer?

Ghoooooooooooooouuull!

What did one nose say when the other nose said "I love you"?

Back achoo!

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

Why couldn't the whistle blower make it home for the holidays?

He was snowden

Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday?

Because he had a wee cough

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What's Adam Levine's favorite holiday?

Halloween Halloween Halloween!

What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

Hutterite Jokes More Hutterite Jokes

What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.