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Pump Kin Jokes

What do inbreds do on Halloween?

Pump Kin

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

What do hillbillies do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin

What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

Whats a rednecks favorite thing to do on Halloween?

Pump Kin

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Who turns the lights off at Halloween?

The light's witch!

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why'd you call me Aphrodite?

After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"

Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

Hutterite Jokes More Hutterite Jokes

What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin

Red Neck Jokes More Red Neck Jokes

How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

Kin Jokes More Kin Jokes

What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.