Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

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Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

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To get to the other side!

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What is the most military day of the year?

March 4th.

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

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What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

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Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

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I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.