Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

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What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

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What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

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What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.