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Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

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Who would you like for president in 2020?

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Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

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Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision