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Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve

How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

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When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

2020 Jokes More 2020 Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

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What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Where do you see yourself in 4 years?

Me: I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.