Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

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Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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Where do you see yourself in four years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Where do you see yourself in 4 years?

Me: I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.