2020 Vision Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Where do you see yourself in four years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

Where do you see yourself in 4 years?

Me: I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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What happened to the Oklahoma Territories?

I don't know but they're OK now.

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Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

President Jokes More President Jokes

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

4 Year Jokes More 4 Year Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

5 Year Jokes More 5 Year Jokes

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

Where do I see myself in 5 years?

May 2019. Next question.

Presidency Jokes More Presidency Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

2020 Jokes More 2020 Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!