2020 Vision Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Where do you see yourself in four years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

Where do you see yourself in 4 years?

Me: I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

2020 Jokes More 2020 Jokes

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

President Jokes More President Jokes

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

5 Year Jokes More 5 Year Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

I don't know. I don't have 2020 Vision.

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but they'd have to be really small.

What people travel the most?

Romans.