2020 Vision Jokes

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

What did the snake say when another asked him the time?

Don't asp me!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do a thug and hillbilly have in common?

They both like to throw a hoedown.

Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

Presidency Jokes More Presidency Jokes

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue.

Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

4 Year Jokes More 4 Year Jokes

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!