2020 Vision Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Where do you see yourself in four years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

Where do you see yourself in 4 years?

Me: I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Presidency Jokes More Presidency Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

The thesaurus.

2020 Jokes More 2020 Jokes

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

President Jokes More President Jokes

What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?

West wing

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

5 Year Jokes More 5 Year Jokes

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

Then just sit there for 5 years.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.