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What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

Why did the skeleton burp in the church?

He didn't have the guts to fart

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books.

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Thousand Year Jokes More Thousand Year Jokes

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Book Club Jokes More Book Club Jokes

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church