What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A PearlJam

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What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain?

It was just a fluke!

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What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A PearlJam

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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.