What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A PearlJam

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What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

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Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.