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What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A PearlJam

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Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

Traffic Jokes More Traffic Jokes

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

What's the best thing about North Korea?

The traffic.

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)