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What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A PearlJam

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Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

Traffic Jokes More Traffic Jokes

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A PearlJam

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.