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What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

Traffic Jokes More Traffic Jokes

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.