What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A PearlJam

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

Traffic Jokes More Traffic Jokes

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.