What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere?

Plot twisting!

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere?

Plot twisting!

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.