What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

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Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

Winnie the Philosopooh

What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear

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Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

A hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)