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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Cortana Jokes More Cortana Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

A hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

Terrible Jokes More Terrible Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...