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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What is the definition of Robin?

A bird who steals!

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

Winnie the Philosopooh

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

Cortana Jokes More Cortana Jokes

What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

A hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Terrible Jokes More Terrible Jokes

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)