What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

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What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence.

What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

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What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!

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Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

Cortana Jokes More Cortana Jokes

What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

A hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...