What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley?

Elaine

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!

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How do you steal something from a crazy person?

You straight jack it.

Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

Winnie the Philosopooh

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

Cortana Jokes More Cortana Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

A hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

Terrible Jokes More Terrible Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...