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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

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Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

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Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Cortana Jokes More Cortana Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

A hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

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What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)