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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

Winnie the Philosopooh

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

Why is Tigger always dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh

Why was Tigger always filthy?

Because he was playing with Pooh.

Cortana Jokes More Cortana Jokes

What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

A hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Terrible Jokes More Terrible Jokes

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)