What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

Cortana Jokes More Cortana Jokes

What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

A hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)