What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave Russia?

He was snowed in

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

Why didn't the cheese get sliced?

It was destined for grater.

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Who tries to steal fool's gold?

A pyrite!

Who steals from the poor and gives to the rich?

Robbin' hood

Nacho Cheese Jokes More Nacho Cheese Jokes

What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Nacho cheese

Provolone Jokes More Provolone Jokes

Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

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What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.