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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

Who takes over when the Ultrasound man is on leave?

The Hip Replacement Guy.

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What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again

How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What is a mouse's favorite record?

Please cheese me'!

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

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What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

Nacho Cheese Jokes More Nacho Cheese Jokes

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!

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Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster