What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you do when nothing goes right?

Go left

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

Why didn't Ronda go to Prom?

She got Holm schooled told me to go here.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese?

There are twenty of them.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

Nacho Cheese Jokes More Nacho Cheese Jokes

What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Provolone Jokes More Provolone Jokes

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.