What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

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What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

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What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

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What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!

What do you call cheese that is not yours?

Nacho Cheese.

Provolone Jokes More Provolone Jokes

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

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What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.

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What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.