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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

What did one eyebrow say to the other eyebrow when leaving?

Eyebro. I will see myself out.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

What did the cheese say to its reflection?

Halloumi!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do SJWs hate Pong?

It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

Nacho Cheese Jokes More Nacho Cheese Jokes

What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

Provolone Jokes More Provolone Jokes

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.