What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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How can you tell if someone is from New York?

They always talk about how they're from New York.

What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Which cheese is the loneliest?

Prov-alone!

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

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How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

Nacho Cheese Jokes More Nacho Cheese Jokes

What do you call cheese that is not yours?

Nacho Cheese.

What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!

Provolone Jokes More Provolone Jokes

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster