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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

Who's there! Arbus! Arbus who?

Arbus leaves in 5 minutes

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How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her?

You drop it on her twice.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

What does cheese say when you take its picture?

Make sure you get my Gouda side!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

Nacho Cheese Jokes More Nacho Cheese Jokes

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!

Provolone Jokes More Provolone Jokes

Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe