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How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.