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How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.