How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

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Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

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What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.