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How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

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Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

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How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"