How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

How soon?

The frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.