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How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

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What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

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What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.