How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

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What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.

What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!