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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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How do you know if something is art?

People tell you.

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

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What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

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The same way British people pronounce beer can.

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Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

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I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

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Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese

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You stay here. I'll go on a head.

Where did the newlywed horses stay?

In the bridle suite!

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

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What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste