What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

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What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

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Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

Why did the banker leave his job?

He lost interest

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What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy from drowning?

He was too far out maaaaan.

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste