What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

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How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

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How can that help in this job?

You do the math

What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

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What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy from drowning?

He was too far out maaaaan.

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What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste