What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

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Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

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A couch can support a family

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Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

How about something personal?

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CuNO3!

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What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

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What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery?

Namaste