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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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A triathlete doesn't go both ways.

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What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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I pronounce it Frankfort.

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Because he didn't get arrays.

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He was always drinking on the job

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Stamp

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Their cicadan rhythm is off

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What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

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What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste