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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for. There's no punch line!

How do you tell a joke about ISIS?

It's all about the execution

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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Couches

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When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

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Pronounce this word: unionized

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Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

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The lumberjack has a job.

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How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

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Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy from drowning?

He was too far out maaaaan.

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)