What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

Previous Random Joke Next
Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

Because you can never be too careful.

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

What do cows sit on?

Couches

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

How do you pronounce "nihilism?

It doesn't matter

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

Hippy Jokes More Hippy Jokes

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy from drowning?

He was too far out maaaaan.

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

Namaste Jokes More Namaste Jokes

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste