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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

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You haven't left your couch since 2011.

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

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You ask them to pronounce unionize.

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Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

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Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

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How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

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What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.