What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

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What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

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When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"

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What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

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What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste