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What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

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What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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What are my choices?

He asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

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When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

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What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.