What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

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Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

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Crewcut and I'm the only one left!

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Is it about black people

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The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

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These are nacho-nachos.

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Hearing AIDS.

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What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste