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What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask Big Bird

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

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What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

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What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.