What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

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What is Blair Walsh's favorite song?

I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

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What did the lazy monk say?

Namaste..right here

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.