Everyone WANTS to be Irish on st Patrick's day.
The couch pulls out...
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold
I want some.
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
She had a weast infection.
On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.
Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!