What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Where were you wanting to go?

Then not go, then go, then not go, then get bored and juggle

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

How do you sink an Irish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

Martin Luther King Jr. Day Jokes More Martin Luther King Jr. Day Jokes

Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

St Patricks Day Jokes More St Patricks Day Jokes

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!