What's the difference between mlk day and St. Patrick's Day?

Everyone WANTS to be Irish on st Patrick's day.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

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What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

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Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.