Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

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Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

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What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

Solar Panel Jokes More Solar Panel Jokes

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.