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Who's there! Arbus! Arbus who?

Arbus leaves in 5 minutes

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What type of dog leaves a mark?

Shar pei

Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand?

His left one

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How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.