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What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie

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Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

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Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied

What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie