What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie

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Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

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What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?

Squid pro quo!

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

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What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie

What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied