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Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

What do you call a starving robot from space?

A C3POpian

What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England?

Baroque