Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

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What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

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Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

What do you call a starving parrot?

A polynomial!