Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England?

Baroque