Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why is Flint MI famous for it's sandwiches?

They have the highest Pb: jelly ratio in the midwest!

What is a sandwich on a ship?

A sub-marine

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

How do you starve a black guy?

Put his food stamps in his work boots

What do you call a starving parrot?

A polynomial!