Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

Because the sea weed.

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

How do you stay hidden in the Desert?

Camal-Flage

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

What do you call a starving robot from space?

A C3POpian

What do you call camp for starving cats?

Meow-schwitz.