Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?

A rough draft

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Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert"?

They are full of Iranian seman

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.