Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...

What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert?

Oh caaamel ye faithful.

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How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand!

What do you call a starving parrot?

A polynomial!