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Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

What do you call camp for starving cats?

Meow-schwitz.