Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

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What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

Because the sea weed.

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Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

What do you call ill-mannered burst of strong wind in the desert?

Darude Sandstorm.

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How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

What do you call camp for starving cats?

Meow-schwitz.