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Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie

Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

What do you call a starving robot from space?

A C3POpian