Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.