Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?

A rough draft

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Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...

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Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread.