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Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert?

Oh caaamel ye faithful.

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.