Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

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What kind of cat should you take into the desert?

A first aid kitty!

What did the mountain say to the desert?

You're hot

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What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread.

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.