Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?

A rough draft

Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

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What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting

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Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.