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Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England?

Baroque

Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!