Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

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What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!

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Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

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How do skateboarders see?

So gnar

How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries