Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

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Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

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What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

How do skateboarders see?

So gnar