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Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

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What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

Starbucks

Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?

Because she used #nofilter

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How do you tie two half ducks together?

With ducktape!!

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

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What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.