Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.

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Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

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How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries