Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

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What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.

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How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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How do skateboarders see?

So gnar

How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries