Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.

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How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

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Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.