What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

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What is the difference between Batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

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Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor)

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end.

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.