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What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

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What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

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What is Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun!

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

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Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.