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What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...