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What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

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Why did the tire pop?

Because it retired.

What's a shy and retiring accountant?

An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.

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Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

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Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

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What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.