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What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

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What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

Why did the tire pop?

Because it retired.

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Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

Why did the military name it's new drone system "Caitlyn Jenner"?

Because it's unmanned

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What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.

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What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.