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What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

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What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-Terminator!

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Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

What do you call a Bronie in the military?

A GIbronie!

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What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

General

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

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What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.