What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-Terminator!

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

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Whose the most vague person in the Military?

General Direction.

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

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What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

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What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.