What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

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What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

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What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.