What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew.

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What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

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What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.

What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.

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What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.