What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

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What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home

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What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

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Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

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What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.