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Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

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How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

Why do pediatricians get so frustrated?

They have very little patients.

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What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the New Year's Eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)