March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

Previous Random Joke Next
Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

Little Patient Jokes More Little Patient Jokes

Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

Pediatrician Jokes More Pediatrician Jokes

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the New Year's Eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

What do you call data on a Pediatricians computer?

Pedi-files