Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

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What do you call someone who likes speed?

Racist.

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

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How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

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Why do pediatricians get so frustrated?

They have very little patients.

Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

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What do you call data on a Pediatricians computer?

Pedi-files

What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'