What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

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How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?

Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

What did the corn stalk say to the other corn stalk?

That outfit makes you look very corny.

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What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.

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What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man...

What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

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How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.