What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

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What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

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Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.