What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

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How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you.

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They both look good hanging from trees

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What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

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He was cross.

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What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!

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Good morniiiiiiing ladies!

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What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.