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What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

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Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.

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What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

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Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

How did a blind man meet his wife?

On a blind date!

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What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.