What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

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What is Jesus' favorite mathematical operation?

The Cross Product

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies.

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Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.