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What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

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How many books can a blind man read?

Brailly any!

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

Fish Market Jokes More Fish Market Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Is this a tumblr meetup?

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.