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What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!

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How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

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What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee.

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store?

Hello, ladies

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Because he makes all the ladies wet.

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What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies.

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!