Well..it's not hard
Leave a plunger in the toilet!
A prius
Is this a tumblr meetup?
A blind man...
He was taking a look around
Good morning ladies.
Because he couldn't see the point in forks.
He felt his presents.
Good morniiiiiiing ladies!
Stick a plunger in the toilet
Hello, ladies
Icee.
A cataract
I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.
Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)
One hand on the wheel the other on the road.
Made you look!
Leave the plunger in the toilet
Ayy, long time no see!
One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.
Long time, no see.
Brailly any!
On a blind date!
Long time no see.
Hello, ladies.
I don't know.. I just don't see it.
Leave the plunger in the toilet!
Waiting for a bus.
Good morning, ladies!
Why would a blind man need a light bulb?
Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss
A chopstick!
Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.
Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.
Bing down the house!
I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.
Second gear.
We need a ROOF!
Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting
Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)
They told him his wife died recently.
Stop talking in secret code.