Blind Man Jokes

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

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What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

What's a blind mans worst fear?

A prius

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Is this a tumblr meetup?

What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man...

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store?

Hello, ladies

What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee.

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Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

How did a blind man drive his car?

One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

Long time, no see.

What did the blind man say to the blind man?

Long time no see.

What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies.

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!

How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

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Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

Where do Eskimos train their dogs?

In the mush room!

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

What do you call an accurate dog?

Spot-on.

Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

Nudist Jokes More Nudist Jokes

How do nudists greet each other?

With a bare hug.

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Who's there! Cereal! Cereal who?

Cereal pleasure to meet you!

What do you say if you meet someone from Anonymous in an S&amp?

M club? "Troll in the dungeon!"

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many x does it take to change a lightbulb?

F(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Fish Market Jokes More Fish Market Jokes

What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies.

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know.

What do you have to know to be an auctioneer?

Lots