Blind Man Jokes

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

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Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store?

Hello, ladies

What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee.

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

Long time, no see.

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What did the blind man say to the blind man?

Long time no see.

What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies.

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!

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Russell.

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YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will leave now)

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do hummingbirds hum?

They don't know the words.

What do you have to know to be an auctioneer?

Lots

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a group of dogs?

A PAW-se

Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

How is a lady like a casino?

Liquor in the front and poker in the back

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

How do you spot a egocentric vocalist?

They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other?

Hey, watt's up?

How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met...