Blind Man Jokes

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store?

Hello, ladies

What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee.

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

Long time, no see.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did the blind man say to the blind man?

Long time no see.

What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies.

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men like BMWs?

Because they can spell it.

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dog get at the vet?

FIXED

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Swe Jokes More Swe Jokes

How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a dear with no eyes?

No eye-deer.

What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice!

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!

What do you tell a lady with two black eyes?

Nothing, You already told her twice.

Nudist Camp Jokes More Nudist Camp Jokes

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

How do you find a blind man in a nudist camp?

It's not hard.