Well..it's not hard
Leave a plunger in the toilet!
A prius
Is this a tumblr meetup?
A blind man...
He was taking a look around
Good morning ladies.
Because he couldn't see the point in forks.
He felt his presents.
Good morniiiiiiing ladies!
Stick a plunger in the toilet
Hello, ladies
Icee.
A cataract
I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.
Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)
One hand on the wheel the other on the road.
Made you look!
Leave the plunger in the toilet
Ayy, long time no see!
One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.
Long time, no see.
Brailly any!
On a blind date!
Long time no see.
Hello, ladies.
I don't know.. I just don't see it.
Leave the plunger in the toilet!
Waiting for a bus.
Good morning, ladies!
Why would a blind man need a light bulb?
Swed-ish.
Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!
Oh just for the Halibut!
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.
Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.
Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!
Because he can't see through the wall.
Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.
I don't know I have DirecTV.
They'll both bite at anything!
I dunno but we've had him a long time.
Terrible! He showed up in a 1935 Rolls Royce. " " What's so terrible about that " " He was the original owner! "
Terrible! He showed up in a 1932 Rolls Royce!"......"What's so terrible about that "....."He was the original owner!!!"