Chopstick Jokes

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

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What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks

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What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store?

Hello, ladies

What did the blind man say to the blind man?

Long time no see.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Ba Dum Tss Jokes More Ba Dum Tss Jokes

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

Why is it more expensive to use air pumps nowadays?

Inflation

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What is goingon?

Nothing much, just hungry for some Chinese food

What did the manager say to his new Chinese intern?

How, are you?