Chopstick Jokes

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

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What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks

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They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

How many books can a blind man read?

Brailly any!

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What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

A 2nd born.

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What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

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Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

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What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

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Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

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Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

Because they cant find the point.

What is long and yellow and always points north?

A magnetic banana.