Chopstick Jokes

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks

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What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's a Chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

How much does a Chinese elephant weigh?

Wonton

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

Ba Dum Tss Jokes More Ba Dum Tss Jokes

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies.

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.