Chopstick Jokes

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

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What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks

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Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What is long and yellow and always points north?

A magnetic banana.

Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a Chinese millionare?

Ching-Ching.

Who was the most active of the Chinese khanes?

Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

Ba Dum Tss Jokes More Ba Dum Tss Jokes

What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

Long time, no see.

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.