How much does a Chinese elephant weigh?

Wonton

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What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

How do Chinese people say "hello" in Spanish?

Hola.

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What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

What's the heaviest Chinese food?

Wonton