How much does a Chinese elephant weigh?

Wonton

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

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What's the heaviest Chinese food?

Wonton

How heavy is a Chinese dumpling?

Wonton.