Times Niurou Mian (Niurou Mian = beef noodles in Chinese)
A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?
Peaking duck!
Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.
Chinko De Mayo
Its his name.
All are equally oxymoronic.
There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.
BAO BAO BAO BAO
Dind Dong
Cha Ching
Trigger.
Wai Tu Yung
Mr. Do Ping
Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!
Two Wongs don't make a white
Nanking Donuts
Oven mitts.
Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.
Hola.
She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.
A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!
After the last dog they just ate.
Hau Ling.
Racism has many faces
Use the fork, Luke.
Racism has many faces.
A Chu Chu train
May I have Eurasian plate?
They throw silverware down the stairs.
The 4/10 cookie
Make it Tso's Number One.
How, are you?
A 2nd born.
Press pray.
They throw silverware on the ground!
Phil Ming
Bruise Lee.
888 MSG
Eh... It's tso-tso.
Food.
No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke
They're never short of Sichuan musicians.
Because it was too froggy outside.
Pilot season
Don't Stop Bereavin'
Kind Ling
Ping Pong
Just China be funny.
Bing fwong dong 9/11
A wok.
Infant children.
Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day
Chopsticks
Hee Lan To
The Hanbook
Your Ti"ming"!
It'll dim sum
Goo goo gai pan!
Rice.
They throw a toaster down the stairs.
An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
I'm only Peking.
Cha-Ching
Ricesis
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...
Lo mein.
He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.
Lmao
Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!
To get laid.
Dim Sum.
I have no Idea.
Wonton endangerment.
Buock choi
There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.
Because he hated the B shu!
You got the Wong guy.
A clothes hanger.
He became a Muslim.
Rastafriedrice
A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
Cha ching
It'll Dimsum.
When they wake up every morning.
A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!
Awwlllll!
Tooth hurty
Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!
Because ah, the egg roll.
They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang
Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.
Flying a plane.
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They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
Yoda
Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.
You don't need to, they'll tell you
The sky's the limit for you".
They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."
I can't bereave it!
I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"
Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...
Because it wasn't their Destiny.
They say Halo.
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.
Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.
Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.
