Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

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Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

To the other side.

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

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What is a Chinese person's favorite wound?

Bruise Lee.

What do you call a Chinese orange?

A Mandarin