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Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To see the chicken strip!!!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the Chinese cowboy say?

Nii haw!

What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung