Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

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Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

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What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

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How does the average Chinese worker find a new job?

ChinkedIn.

What do you call a Chinese Jehovah's witness?

Ding Dong