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Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a SJW and Jason Voorhees?

Social justice.

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A camera that takes pictures of itself.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can