Because ah, the egg roll.
There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.
To go to a better place.
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
Fire Quackers
An hour later you're hungry for power.
Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.