What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

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What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.