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What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

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Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

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Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!