What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

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Who is Ed McMahon's favorite Japanese Filmmaker?

Hiyooooo Miyazaki.

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

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Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page