What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

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What's a Japanese person's hangover cure?

Soba Noodles

What sound does a Japanese camera make?

Crick

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Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand?

Birdsthigh fish fingers!