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What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

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How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

Trout