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What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

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Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.