What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

Previous Random Joke Next

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What is "YEAH" in Japanese?

HAEY, obviously.

What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon?

Ka-ta-na-na!

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

What did the salmon say when it hit the wall?

Dam

What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.