What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

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What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

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What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall?

DAM!!!!

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

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What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

A bro-tato

What do you call a Buffalo Sabres shirt?

A Tank Top