What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

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What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM!

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

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What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.