What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

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Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

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What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks

How did Chernobyl disaster happen?

Scientist A: Are you sure? scientist B: Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

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What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

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Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.