What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

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Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

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What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

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What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is its own pun-ishment.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

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