What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

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Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

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What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

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How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

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What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

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What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain?

Anything you like he can't hear you.

What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!