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What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

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What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

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What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

What happens when you put the Energizer bunny's batteries in backwards?

It keeps coming, and coming, and coming...

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What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

What's a drug addict's favorite music genre?

Crack rock

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

What's a Sikh's favourite kind of joke?

A Nanak Nanak joke.

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Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

He heard there was lots of Kids there.

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.