It cracked.
Because they don't have chairs.
Ovaries Z)
You would get severe frostbite.
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight
A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.
A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)
Because they would crack each other up.
He had a very esteemed colleague.
He heard the snow blower was coming.
