What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

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How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

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What is a joke that works on many levels?

HR Department.

Why did the dad make the joke?

For the pun of it.

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Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.