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Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

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Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

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What do you call it when a Sith goes to a Galleria?

Darth Mall.

Where do the Sith go shopping?

The Darth Mall.

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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)

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Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!