Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

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Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$?

They were Holo-costly

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Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.

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Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.