What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki, because he is low-key.

Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

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What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.