Supervillain Jokes

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki, because he is low-key.

What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

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Crime Scene Jokes More Crime Scene Jokes

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

What would Albert Einstein's name be if he was blonde?

Nobody would know

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man.

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

What do Kim Kardashian and her dad have in common?

They both got famous for getting a black man off.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

Loki Jokes More Loki Jokes

What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki, because he is low-key.

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!