Supervillain Jokes

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki, because he is low-key.

What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

How did the Nucleus escape from prison?

Through the cell wall.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

Crime Scene Jokes More Crime Scene Jokes

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

To turn the blinker off.

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

Loki Jokes More Loki Jokes

Why did Loki want the tesseract?

To get rid of his tesserection

What's a Vikings favourite dance?

The Loki cokey.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!