Turn off all the lights.
Loki, because he is low-key.
Magento
They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
Ten-ants
Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.
A rooster!
Me: I turned 13....
I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.
If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is
The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."
It was too Loki.
To get rid of his tesserection
May be offensive) Mike Tyson
A pizza can feed a family.
The drizzle
She thought he was too controlling.