What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man.

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What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

What does LeBron James do after winning the NBA Championship?

He turns off his Xbox.

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What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper?

Warren!

Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday?

Because he had a wee cough

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Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.