What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man.

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Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

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Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

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Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.