What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man.

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Who turns the lights off at Halloween?

The light's witch!

Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

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What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

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Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.