Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

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Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

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Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

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Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.