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Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What made the world stop being Blue?

The new softcap limits

Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Where does a digital photographer hang his work?

On a jpeg.

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

Because she didn't know which one came first!

How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

Persephone Jokes More Persephone Jokes

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

Demeter Jokes More Demeter Jokes

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

Parking Ticket Jokes More Parking Ticket Jokes

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality