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Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

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Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

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How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

Why is the number 6 always angry?

Because 789

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What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

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How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.