Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)
They'll tell you
By their names.
Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
Crimea river
I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.
He went oui, oui.
None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
Mention feminism.
