Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)
Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!
One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)
Accidentally hit submit before you
There's no punchline for this joke.
The umpire called it: nine won one.
If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.
One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.
Everywhere!
Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.
