Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)
When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
Tell her she's pregnant.
Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.
The 45th President of the United States of America.
As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.
I'm lichen what I see
He went oui, oui.
Missile Toe!
Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!
When Jesus went up for the cross.
