What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism:,P

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Colby Jack's.

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

Ted Jokes More Ted Jokes

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

Ups Jokes More Ups Jokes

Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.