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What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

One you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.

How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

I didnt have either growing up

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What is the most independent kind of cheese?

Prov alone.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NA'CHO CHEESE

Ted Jokes More Ted Jokes

What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the Bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

Ups Jokes More Ups Jokes

Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.