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What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a pirate with no friends?

Ginger Beard

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's married.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call cheese that is by itself?

Provolone

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

Ted Jokes More Ted Jokes

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

Ups Jokes More Ups Jokes

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.