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What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between snowman and snow woman?

Snowballs.

What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the chicken say?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Why was the clownfish sad?

Because its friends were anemones.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

Ted Jokes More Ted Jokes

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

Ups Jokes More Ups Jokes

Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.