What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

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What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

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How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

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Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

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Ostrich-sized.

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Why did the cheese go to the museum?

To get cultured

What cheese is the most religious?

Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)

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Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

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Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)