What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

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He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.

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Hard cheese.

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Cottage cheese.

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What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

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What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.