What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

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Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What is a worm's favorite city in Alabama?

Squirming-ham

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Ups Jokes More Ups Jokes

Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

Co Jokes More Co Jokes

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.