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What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

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What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

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Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

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What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

What's Whitney Houstons's favourite type of co-ordination?

HAND-EEEEEYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE