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What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

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Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What Do You Call A Winery In Alabama?

Vineyard Skynyrd

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

Ups Jokes More Ups Jokes

Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Co Jokes More Co Jokes

What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of co-ordination?

HAND EYEEEEE..........

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.