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What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

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Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you call an Asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

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What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

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Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

What's Whitney Houstons favourite kind of co-ordination?

Haaand eeeeeeyeeee