What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

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Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!

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How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

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What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

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Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

What was Whitney Houston's favourite kind of co-ordination?

Haaaaannnnndd eeeyyyyyyeeeeee