Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)
This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.
A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.
The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.
Konichihuahua
Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;
Don't poop where you scoop.
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
Too soon.
HAND EYEEEEE..........
Logs on to Wikipedia*
That.
He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."