Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)
Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.
A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes
Because he had no.
Bro, mine
Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.
Affogato
Crate and Barrel.
Their celery!
Don't poop where you scoop.
Logs on to Wikipedia*
He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."