Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)
Accidentally hit submit before you
Walks away*
Because they always steal the show.
In his briefcase!
Because they're pirots!
Tentickles.
Don't poop where you scoop.
Crate and Barrel.
Haaaaannnnndd eeeyyyyyyeeeeee
That.
He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."
