Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)

How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

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What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

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What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

Because he had a crack addiction.

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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What's Whitney Houstons favourite kind of co-ordination?

Haaand eeeeeeyeeee

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

Wikipedia Jokes More Wikipedia Jokes

What do you mean I can't change the past?

Logs on to Wikipedia*

What's the word for interested in something, but not enough to look it up on Wikipedia?

That.

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Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)