Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

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Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

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Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.