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Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a woman fix a ceiling problem?

She complains to a man.

How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

What did the hungry boss give his worker?

Their celery!

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

Co Jokes More Co Jokes

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

What's Darth Vader's Favorite Mineral?

Co-pper

Snicker Jokes More Snicker Jokes

What does the snicker say to the other snicker?

DEEZ NUTZ, Ha! Goteem!

What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

Ryan Gosling Jokes More Ryan Gosling Jokes

How many pushups can Ryan Gosling do?

All of them.

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.