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Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

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Who are we?

Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

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Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

Because he had a crack addiction.

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Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

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Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

What's Whitney Houstons's favourite type of co-ordination?

HAND-EEEEEYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE

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What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...

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Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

How many pushups can Ryan Gosling do?

All of them.