Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

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What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

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Pulled a muscle.

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Why Don't Lobsters Share?

Because they're shellfish.

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.