Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

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What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

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What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

How selfish am I?

Circus peanuts and black licorice are my favorite candies just so I never have to share.