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Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

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Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

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Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.