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Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

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What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

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Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

What do you call a terrorist's girlfriend?

A Guantanamo Bae Thought of this one earlier and just had to share