They're shellfish in bed.
Santa Claws
You're two shellfish.
I'm not letting you cook dinner again
Because they're shellfish
I don't lobsters!
Pulled a muscle.
They were both two shellfish
Finding crabs on your organ.
A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
Having crabs on yer organ!
Crabs on your organ.
Because they're shellfish!!!
Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.
Because he was always pinching things.
Homardware.
Gotta lay off the sea-weed.
Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!
Shello
Lobster
Lobsters
When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.
When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.
At the crust station.
People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do
Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.
Because most people have pianos
A diseased beaver on your organ.
Because when they're not upright, they're grand!
They did not have 50 Cent.
Because they are almost never **tired**.
A couple of weeks
Because some relationships don't work out.
Rastafriedrice
Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.