What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters

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What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

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Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.