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What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters

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What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

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What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.