What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters

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What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish.

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

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What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

What did you expect?

Honestly.