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What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters

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Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

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Who remembers the 2016 presidential race?

Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.