What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters

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What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish.

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster