What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you call a guy who makes "women in the kitchen" jokes?

Single.

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Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

What's the hottest album in hell right now?

Views from the 666

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Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

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What are you looking for!?

Just-ice!

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

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What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite drink?

White Russian, Straight