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What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

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What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?

She went looking for the three guys.

Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate?

I'm staunchly pro-volone.

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Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

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How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

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What is Vladimir Putin's favourite drink?

White Russian, Straight

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"