What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

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What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

Why There is No Readhead in Hell?

God does not punish twice.

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What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

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What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

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What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite drink?

White Russian, Straight