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What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

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What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

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What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

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What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

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What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

White Russian Jokes More White Russian Jokes

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite drink?

White Russian, Straight

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"