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What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

How did the hipster burn their tongue?

They drank their tea before it was cool.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

England Jokes More England Jokes

Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

What do you call the prince of england's donger?

The buckingham phallus.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Teabag Jokes More Teabag Jokes

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer