What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

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They where playing for the cup!

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How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer