How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

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What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

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Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.