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How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

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Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common?

Easter

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Why does a dog on a U-boat have a deep bark?

Because he's a sub woofer.

What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!