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How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

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When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.