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How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with iron balls?

Sparky.

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!