How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

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What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

How do feminists like their eggs cooked?

Ovary-Z

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Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A guard dog!