How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

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Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.